I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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