please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize