he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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