please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
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what are you doing with your life
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
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You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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