I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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