So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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