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Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
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Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
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My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
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