HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
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There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
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I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Cover your peen. We're going out.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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