He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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