Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
