Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I have fence marks all over my body
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
there is glitter all over my balls
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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