He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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