(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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