I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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