I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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