Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
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I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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