my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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