dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
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my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
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I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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