I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
did you just send me my own nude
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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