dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
i believe in u and ur pee
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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