Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Come share oat with me in your robe
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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