I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
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there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
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Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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