Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Randomize
