Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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