Well I left you a voicemail but you probably won't be able to hear it because my mic is fucked up. I think you need to come down here and take it in for me.
I hate this phone so bad I'm going to lose all of my friends because of it
Yeah...you probably will...
well, you're marked off my christmas card list for next year.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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