I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
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he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
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There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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