i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
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I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
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Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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