glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
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