what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
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