ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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