I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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