the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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