I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
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it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
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I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
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