Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
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Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
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After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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