After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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