Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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