she kept yelling 'call me bella'
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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