i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.  Â
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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