turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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