You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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