too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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