i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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