apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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