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• (619): View more from California

  no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  People with herpes should wear stickers.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop

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• (209): View more from California

  this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP

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• (325): View more from Texas

  The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants

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• (516): View more from New York

  I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida

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