no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
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The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
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the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
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