Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
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Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
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She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Randomize