i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
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epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Are we still banned from the library?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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