Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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