maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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