His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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