hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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