69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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