I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
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