So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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