Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
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We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
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The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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