I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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