So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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