the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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