Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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