May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
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and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
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But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
He keeps bees of course he's weird
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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