I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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